Summers can not only be bright and scorching, but also enlightening.This is one of the many things I learned this summer.Well there is a list of lot more that I got to know the hard way.If i were to prioritize my “DID YOU KNOW’s?”, this is how it looks like…
1. To fix a women’s kitchen is a torture:
It has been about a fort-night,since we moved into our new house.It was a hot summer after-noon, when a family of three happy faces unlocked the key to a home sweet home.The broad smiles momentarily faded away into a curious sough at the pile of packages that stretched endlessly in front of us.My father escaped all the unpacking head-ache, faking a real head-ache.
So, that left the unfortunate me as a prey to my mother’s impatience.We started off by fixing the kitchen.We had to fish through the boxes,figure out which contained the kitchen stuff.Once found, we had to carefully unpack and then clean the stuff with a NO NOISE policy.For a few items it had to be decided if it were to be kept or discarded.Given a choice I would have discarded the entire kitchen section.The fittest survivor would now be given a right place.I didn’t even know what and why most of the items existed.It was close to evening and the kitchen still seemed half-empty.I was tired and sweating like a shoe, so requested my mother for a cup of coffee,all to get a reply “We still dint find the filter”.It just left with a huge question mark, “What the hell were we doing all this while?”.Damn I hate the kitchen of my house.
2.Never let your shoes choose you:
My footwear has betrayed me hell too many times.Last weekend I happened to go to the airport to receive my cousins.Since, it was an early morning flight, I had to wake up early.I could have gone from bed but for the family melodrama.I put on a churidar,forgot to change my floaters and rushed away.That ironically seemed to be the first thing everyone else noticed but for me.
One evening my uncle asked me to accompany him out for some work.We were driving by the beach road, when all of a sudden he decides to take a walk by the beach.The idiot I’m, was wearing quite a heel, and nodded for it with a grin.The stroll was painfully exciting, for the heel would pierce into the sand each time I stepped.The sling-backs gave me a couple of shoe-bites.So, a pair of slippers has been my pick of the month.
3.Climbing stairs is not a cake-walk:
Now that I live in the box in a cube eco-system(I mean flat, apartment culture).There is some kind of power shortage in our apartment due to which the elevator wouldn’t work for a couple of weeks.I, a resident of the 4th floor has to count the days before it starts working.I have to think twice before I leave the house, for the myriad flight of stairs have begin to scare me.It just feels like I got asthmatic or rheumatic by the time I ring my door-bell.So, moral of the story top floors could be well ventilated and airy but they are a real pain.
4. Never say ‘yes’ to baby-sitting:
My family and my uncle’s family had to go for a marriage.So, I was asked to baby-sit their kids.Though they were 10 and 12 yrs age wise but boys will be boys.They forced me into watching a couple of Harry-Potter movies.Once the movie got over, each one was fighting over the remote,one for CN and the other for Pogo(wonder what big difference it made, they were cartoons anyway).Littered the whole house on the excuse that they were eating, which I had to clean up again.I dozed off for a while, when it started to rain.These fellows neither did they wake me up nor close the windows.The entire house was flooding with water by the time I woke up.Drying up was a real Herculean task I bet.
5. Escaping from my school friends is next to impossible:
As I was too tired to go n see my school friends, I din’t even give them my new address or contact number.But what the hell, they some how trace my new number and call me up out of the blues.First, they cordially invite me for a get-together and then kick my ass, hard(real hard).Okay, thanks gals for making me understand now( by the painful way though) that we all are inseparable.I do regret that I missed out on meeting a few of them.Some of them had already left for their training, by the time they got my number and I couldn’t bid them an adieu.I think Jaya tops the apology list
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6. Never argue with an angry mother.Especially, when you don’t know how to cook.Trust me she could starve you to death.Now don’t make promises to her that you could learn cooking.It turns out the kitchen is a horrible place to live in.
7.Never plan things for the next day without seeing the news-paper.Yesterday, my whole shopping spree boiled down to a disappointment.All the shops were closed and streets were deserted but for some mobs.A few police patrols blah blah…
Well, there were many weird experiences either too long or too embarrassing to pen down.And most of them have become volatile with time
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